Dear Queen of the Dance,
You may think your birthday is over, but here in SF we are still full of the celebrations, and we still have ONE whole hour to go!
Of course I meant to get your gifts to you on time, but due to a time warp in the Bay area, it did not happen.
I will, however, show you what I have in mind, so you can start getting really excited:
The useful gift
It worked for Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohen. So.
And the annual silly gift
I hope you had a great day.
Your pasty faced elderx