Dear sisters
A week ago I went to Kim - eighties pop princess- Wilde’s
concert. She is doing a greatest hits tour of Europe. She might come to your
town too.
I suppose I thought it would be a fun ironic event to do
with my girlfriends. As I walked into the hall I saw a middle-aged lady on stage, who had
put on a few pounds. She wore black tight jeans, red lipstick and let her
peroxide hair blow softly in the wind blower, just like in
this video.
I wondered why we had come. Buying tickets is one thing. Actually
having to sit through an evening of irony is another.
But I am glad to say Kim proved me wrong. Thank goodness for
British self-depreciative humor. I left with warmer feelings for Ms Wilde than
I came in with. Her voice has stood the test of time and nostalgia was conjured
within our innards as we sang along to ‘Cambodia’, ‘Don’t leave me hanging on’
and the grand finale; with no hands left by the sides, “Kids of America.” Who
oh!
Besides the audience was an eclectic mix, worth viewing.
I will give you a brief summary.
Sitting in the corner on the right two scrawny school kids
hunched up, with ear plugs in their ears and heads stuck between their pulled
up knees, waiting for it to end, for god’s sake. We imagined their mother going
crazy on the dance floor, although we did not identify her.
On the balcony; an extended family, with a tomboy kid
standing and singing along to each Kim Wilde song. She knew all the words. We
imagined her parents introducing her to Wilde at an early age; a whole family
of Kim Wilde fans. It struck us as funny. You may not think so.
There was a friendly looking couple on the balcony of at
least seventy, wearing plaid shirts, reading glasses and trouser braces; hair: gray, long and fuzzy, as if they had walked out of a hill-billy country western
movie.
They carried binoculars, which they passed to each other in turn.
The strange thing was, they kept making notes in a little notebook each time
they finished looking through the looking glass. What were they writing? What
did they see? When they were not writing, they jigged along to the music.
The front standing rows were dominated by balding heterosexual
men passing flowers to the stage. One balding gentleman however
sat on the balcony, his beer belly resting softly under his pinstriped shirt. He leaned over
the balustrade and did not move, looking angry throughout the show. What had
Kim done to him?
Did they have posters of the young Kim on their walls
when they were younger themselves, and did they dream of close encounters? Did they still see that
girl in the woman on stage, with the blowing peroxide hair?
Maybe Kim Wilde’s niece, the backing singer, who whipped her
hips from left to right, showing off her midriff under her leather jacket,
helped them to remember. Her youth was obviously a reference to the younger Kim
Wilde, projected in images on the overhead screens.
The rest of the audience was made up of the young fit and gay and work colleagues drinking too many beers for a Wednesday night, dancing unsteadily and shouting: “this is so funny, isn’t it?”
The evening made me happy and sad all in one. And that was a
good thing.
Love,
S1